How to Respond to Dumb Questions

There is something magical about the holidays. It gets dark a lot earlier, the weather starts to shift, and the dumb questions from friends and family just seem roll out uncontrollably. Just me? 

In their defense they probably don't realize what they're asking is slightly (or overtly) offensive, and since you love them let's assume they're coming from a good place. Rather than feel all awkward or annoyed, use some of these quick replies instead!